The following is a transcript of the episode: The League of Villains
King Goobot: Dear fellow villain, evil person, scoundrel or rascal, and/or generate bad creature person, you are hereby invited to join the League of Villains, an organization dedicated to better understanding the villain's role in society. We will meet in the Giant Chicken Ship. Yours very truly and evilly, King Goobot.
(Atom transition to the Junkman's ship)
King Goobot: Welcome, fellow villains. I believe introductions are in order. I am King Goobot of Yolkus, and this is my assistant Ooblar - ooh, I forgot. I traded Ooblar to the Burgozians for sulfur butter.
Beautiful Gorgeous: I'm Beautiful Gorgeous, and I broke out of prison for this so it better be good. Pop?
Professor Calamitous: Professor Finbarr Calamitous! I recently escaped too! I used a, well not a chisel exactly, more of a long, sort of forky thing with a -
Baby Eddie: TICK-TOCK, BALDY! LET'S MOVE ON! I'm Baby Eddie. Yeah, I'm a baby. Deal with it.
The Junkman: I'm The Junkman, purveyor of fine refuse products throughout the galaxy. You trash it, I cash it!
Grandma Taters: I'm Grandma Taters, and I'm so happy to be here! I'll sing the happy song - Happy, happy, happy -
Zix: (whistles) That'll do, ancient one. We're the Space Bandits of the Dimdar galaxy. I'm Zix and this is Travoltron and Tee.
Tee: Hey, why can't I introduce myself?
Travoltron: Cause he already introduced ya, bonehead!
Tee: You callin' me a bonehead? How'd you like to be a no-head?
Eustace Strych: If you gill-breathers are done, I am Eustace Strych and I could buy and sell you all!
The Junkman: Make me an offer!
King Goobot: Gentlemen, ladies, settle - I called you here for a reason.
Vix: Hold on, Goobot - this was supposed to be a discussion! How come you're callin' the shots?
King Goobot: Perhaps it's because I'm a king and you're all - how should I put this - NOT KINGS?
Tee: You said we'd talk about the villains' role in society. Well, I've got some stuff to say!
Beautiful Gorgeous: Our first order of business should be to give that guy a bath. He smells as bad as he looks.
The Junkman: Watch it, toots!
King Goobot: Silence! My friends we share a common enemy - an enemy who must be stopped - we are gathered here to plan the elimination of - Jimmy Neutron! For years, that pesky little pipsqueak has defeated us, humiliated us and almost destroyed us. None of us have been able to conquer Jimmy on our own, but
Carl: (still dancing) Somebody do something!
Cindy: (still dancing) Libby, smash the boombox!
Libby: I can't!
Cindy: Well, then you have to try tripping!
Libby: What?! You have to be tripping!
Cindy: Libby, we have no choice! Dance towards that banana peel!
Libby: Oh, all right.
(Libby slips on the banana peel and the boombox shatters into pieces)
Libby: Oh, my leg!
Carl: That was horrible! Although, by the end I feel I was git-pivot-slide!
Libby: Actually, it was more like slick-slide-pivot.
Carl: Well, you're probably putting too much hip into it.
Libby: Oh, really? Well maybe you don't know how to dance.
Carl: You're the one who fell!
Libby: I tripped to save us, you little twerp.
Carl: Don't call me a little twerp!
(Carl and Libby start arguing and talking at the same time.)
Cindy: HEY! HEY! Can it, you guys! we have a situation here. Jimmy's been nabbed by a alien space ship.
Carl: Oh yeah. I wonder what they'll do to him?