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The following is a transcript of the episode: I Dream of Jimmy.
Opening scene- Jimmy is looking out of a pair of binoculars the camera is looking through those as he wildly moves them back and forth across the skyline in his backyard. He’s just in front of his shed.
Jimmy: Now Carl, Now! Oh, why doesn’t he push the button?
Sheen takes over the screen.
Sheen: Hey Jimmy! I was having an argument with my stupid little sister. Is the potty fairy real?
Jimmy lowers his binoculars to address Sheen.
Jimmy: The potty fairy? -Scoff- of course not.
Jimmy puts his binoculars back up.
Sheen: Then who have I been aiming at all these years? I’ll ask Carl, he’s more worldly.
Jimmy makes a face dropping the binoculars to look at Sheen before something large and round crashes in the ground behind them. Clumps of dirt and stone from the pathway are thrown around nearly hitting Jimmy and Sheen. Sheen jumps to the ground hands overhead as it happens. The metal orb opens and inside is an asleep Carl who’s wearing a helmet.
Jimmy: Carl what happened? You were supposed to deploy the anti-gravity parachute at five thousand feet!
Carl who just stretched awake still looks tired.
Carl: Uuah. Sorry there, Jimmy. I guess I fell asleep again.
Carl’s voice is different than normal and riddled with tired voice cracks.
Jimmy: -scoff- well your lack of focus is interfering with science!
Hugh and Judy Neutron stroll up to the three boys humming as they go.
Judy: Honey! I’m going to the supermarket. And your dad’s coming along to eat the loose grapes from the spill gutter around the produce bin.
Judy puts a hand on Hugh’s shoulder and Hugh’s already wide smile widens.
Hugh: Eeeh grapy grape grapes!
Hugh starts to walk away following the already leaving Judy.
Hugh: Gotta get them before they turn into raisins because after that, bleugh.
Jimmy: That’s it, Food! You just haven’t catalyzed enough hydrocarbons into co2, water, and energy this morning!
Carl who’d been dozing off again straightens his glasses.
Carl: Huh?
Jimmy: You’re hungry!
Carl falls asleep again in the pod. Later they’re seated at the kitchen table and Jimmy has placed a big bowl of oatmeal in front of the sleeping Carl. Jimmy is messing around with a red, green, and blue hat that has a target painted circle on top.
Sheen: Hey Jimmy, you were right about the potty fairy but surely you must believe in the garbage disposal bunny?
Jimmy: -Scoff- No! Carl, I have a few experiments your gonna have to be wide awake for so eat the rest of-
A splashing noise and a snore reveal that he’s fallen into his food.
Jimmy: Carl?
Jimmy lifts his porridge covered face.
Jimmy: You obviously need more food.
He lets Carl fall into the bowl again, really smudging the goop on his glasses.
Sheen: Well till your parents get back all you’ve got is Lima beans
Carl: Ah I hate Lima beans, and I’m not hungry Jimmy. I’m tired. Cause of the nightmare!
Carl tilts into a Dutch angle and a flash of light illuminates his face while thunder strikes. When Carl starts speaking again. Jimmy is looking for the source of the thunder and lightning.
Carl: It's awful! A horrible, spooky thing’s chasing me and I run and I run but I can’t get away!
Carl is shaking in fear, Jimmy however is smiling.
Jimmy: You should do what I do during a nightmare. Simply prove on paper using non-Euclidian geometry that the feared object is a logical impossibility! And it vanishes!
Carl: Yeah but my dreams aren’t as logical as yours Jimmy. I married a turkey once.
Jimmy gives him a look
Carl: Plus when I’m asleep you’re not there to explain things.
Jimmy: True. Wait just a Neutronic minute thanks to my most recent invention! I can be!
Scene change- Jimmy, Sheen and Carl are all in the lab, Jimmy is firing up his latest invention. After he hits a switch electricity arcs off the different points and it buzzes with energy. It’s a circular portal with multicolored lights around the edges and a bright swirl in the center that keeps moving in blue, purple, and yellow.
Jimmy: I call it the dream injector five thousand! Its revolutionary! And it’s safe.
Carl has a bright green tube inserted into his nose making his voice nasally.
Carl: Are you sure?
Jimmy: Carl I’m going to project your dream into the Somuns portal then walk through and up this tube and into your nightmare.
The camera pans up to focus in on the bright green nose tube again.
Carl: Is it gonna hurt?
Jimmy: No na-huh I’ll be fine. Now uh go to sleep.
Carl: Well I can’t just go to sleep
Jimmy: Why not?
Carl: Um, cause I have a soothing routine. First my mom turns down the lights.
Jimmy: Vox, lights.
Lights turn off.
Carl: Then, -inhale- she makes me hot milk.
Jimmy: -Sigh- Oh for crying in my- Goddard.
Goddard’s backhand pops out and inside is a glass of milk he passes it along to Sheen. Sheen’s making a face at the milk.
Jimmy: Anything else?
Carl smiles looking up and the scene changes, its later, and Carl and Sheen are both rubbing Carl’s belly.
Sheen and Jimmy: Nonny, nonny, nonny.
Carl starts to snore, and they stop. The portal makes a noise and suddenly noise comes from it.
Dream Carl: Oh no! I’m my underwear at the maaaaall!
In the portal, there’s an image of the RetroVille mall front and Carl is spinning in front of it with no pants.
Jimmy: He’s asleep. If I’m not out of his dream in an hour wake him up.
Jimmy passed Sheen an air horn.
Sheen: Rodger dodger!
Sheen gives Jimmy a salute as he takes it and Jimmy jogs to the portal and jumps in. Sheen is rubbing Carl’s stomach again and his eyes are focusing. A green light goes up the tube and through Carl’s nose with a pop.
Carl: Ah! -snort-
Sheen: Non-nee non-na-hah-yawn- good night moon.
Sheen falls asleep on Carl.
Jimmy meanwhile in the dream pops into a replica of the classroom. There are a number of repeating people that look vaguely like their classmates, but something is just off about them. Many of them look like Nick but with lighter and shorter hair. And all of the duplicating dream residents are wearing purple shirts. There are two llamas at the side of the classroom, and Cindy is in her seat next to Jimmy’s. everything is covered in a slight bubbly rainbow filter.
Jimmy: It worked! I’m inside Carl’s dream.
Dream Libby: Sorry I’m late!
Libby is scrapping along the linoleum floor seated firmly in her desk as she pushes it forward with a leg. She passes by Carl who is at the front of the class standing next to something under a red curtain while he holds a pointer.
Dream Libby: My paddle broke so I had to roll my desk to school with this plastic leg!
Jimmy is looking at her in disbelief.
Dream Miss Fowl: Quiet! Ree-aagh the great merciful and powerfully chinned Carl is about to spe-eeraa- speak!
Miss Fowl is kneeling in a bird’s nest on the top of her desk.
Carl: Thank you, Winifred. This is my revolutionary voltage pondalizer. I converted the haskabobits to the fluts by putting it through the hubafloober!
The class oohs at his invention clearly having gleaned something from his ramblings. The loudest being Cindy. Jimmy is watching it unfold with disbelief.
Dream Cindy: Woow.
Jimmy: When Carl’s asleep he dreams he’s a genius like me!
Dream Cindy: Like you? Puh-lease you can’t even spell your own name!
Jimmy looks down at the new piece of loose-leaf paper on his desk, all of the spellings save the last one are crossed out and read as follows: Jimy, Jiwym, Jimmmz, Jeeme, Bob.
Carl: Now I’ll need a dumb but willing volunteer!
The entire class points at Jimmy.
Jimmy: But I’m not dumb! I’m a genius!
Everyone laughs at him.
Dream Cindy: Hehaha! If you were so smart, what’s the square root of a flexnart? Huh?
Jimmy: Weh- that doesn’t make any sense!
Carl: The square root of a flexnart is a cup full of boogers!
Dream Libby: -Dreamily- he did that all in his head!
Everyone in the background looks amazed. Jimmy jumps out of his seat and walks closer to Carl.
Jimmy: Come on Carl we don’t have time for this! We’ve got work to do! Uha-Agh!
Carl pushed him into the cardboard invention.
Carl: Will now turn on the really smart experiment machine.
Jimmy: You wired that coil wrong, all this’ll do is give me ten thousand volts. Which since this is a dream, I won’t actuall-
Carl hits some buttons, and the machine starts zapping him.
Jimmy: Hee-ee-eeee-eeeee-eeee!
Jimmy’s hair stands straight up on end as he shakes in pain. The class oohs as the machine powers down
Jimmy: Oh no whatever Carl dreams actually happens to me. Sheen! Sheen! Wake him up!
The lab is alit with green light and Sheen is still asleep but now he’s in a chair his feet propped up on the table Carl’s laying on.
Jimmy: She-en! She-e-en!
Jimmy’s voice coming from the portal is all warbled.
Jimmy: Okay enough, Carl you’re asleep this a dream.
He gestures to his own head for emphasis.
Carl: Don’t be silly if it was a dream, could I do this?
He pulls out his brain which is wearing a pair of glasses just like his.
Jimmy: -Frustrated- That’s the only time you can do it! Carl! You’re asleep. There are llamas in the classroom, Libby rode to school with a plastic leg!
As Jimmy gives examples each instance is focused on with detail. Libby is in fact looking at her plastic leg in reverence slowly stroking it.
Carl: Her paddle broke!
Jimmy: We don’t have time for this!
Jimmy puts a hand on Carl’s shoulder, and everyone gasps.
Dream Cindy: He- he touched his astounded Carl-ness!
Cindy looks at Miss fowl desperately for answers.
Miss Fowl: Send him to the Ultra Principal ! Raaa!
She stands up and under her in her nest are three eggs with three smaller Miss Fowls in them. They all also squawk. The llamas push Jimmy out of the door, the outside of the classroom is a swirling galaxy.
Jimmy: What are doing? Sending me- AAAAAH!
He falls for a while until he’s on a tiled floor suspended in the galaxy. Behind a giant desk is a giant Sheen wearing an Ultra Lord mask.
Dream Sheen: For behold I am the Ultra Principal
Jimmy: No, you’re not, you’re friend of mine inside a dream another friend of mines having.
Dream Sheen: Ha and again ha! I was a mere dream could I dooo this?
He pulls a brain from his head; it has on Carl’s glasses.
Jimmy: -Smugly- That’s Carl’s brain.
Dream Sheen: Is not!
He takes off the glasses but then holds them in clear view.
Dream Sheen: -deeper voice- I am the brain of the Ultra Principal, dispenser of justice throughout the universe.
Jimmy: Okay, what am I here for?
Dream Sheen: You’ve insulted Carl the smartest and handsomest student, in all the land! I sentence you to be his monkey boy for a ma-million years! With the duty of testing his inventions and fashioning festive doolie hats for him to wear!
Jimmy: I’m not gonna agree to that!
Dream Sheen: You already signed your name -normal voice- incorrectly by the way- deeper voice- on this binding monkey boy contract!
Jimmy: Ha that’s not my signature.
Ultra Sheen pulls a lever and Jimmy falls down a hatch. The camera zooms in on Jimmy’s uvula as he screams and then pans out from Carl’s. Dream Hugh and Judy are feeding him grapes and are fanning him. The nearby llama is singing.
Dream Hugh: Free gutter grapes that would only spoil otherwise your magnificent genius-ness.
Carl: Hey mom and dad, look, it’s my personal monkey boy.
Jimmy dusts himself off.
Jimmy: Hey, those-those aren’t your parents! They’re mine
Judy laughs hysterically from listening to Jimmy's statement.
Dream Judy: Don’t be silly young man, I would never have a child as dimwitted as you. hahaha. Plus, if it was a dream! Could I do this?
She puts her hand into Hugh's head through his left ear and pulls something long and red colored from it.
Dream Judy: Ew Hugh your brains all wet and stretchy!
Dream Hugh: ee- Thas my twongue Ieggo I gotta tasthe pie with that.
She lets go with a snap and dream Hugh’s tongue spins making slapping noises as it goes.
Jimmy: Carl listen to me! I’m only here to help you vanquish the horrible spooky thing!
Dream Hugh and Judy gasp and Carl cries out in shock.
Carl: Ah! Who told monkey boy about the sp-sp-spooky thing?
Jimmy clenches at the air.
Jimmy: Gaah this is hopeless. Wait a minute if he won’t listen to real logic maybe I should try dream logic.
Llama: Worth a try -wink-
Jimmy: You told me about the spooky thing oh brilliant handsome Carl while you were peddling a bike, with no wheels, backwards, up the pyramids -uhm a in a ballerina’s tutu!
Carl: Ooh yeah, I remember that.
Jimmy: But, but even you probably aren’t smart enough to know where it lives.
Carl: Oh no? for your information, its heeh under there.
He points to the bed in the corner, Jimmy hurries over and looks under.
Jimmy: That’s what you’re scared of?
Jimmy tosses the bed aside and a large lima bean is playing the harmonica.
Jimmy: Ha a stupid lima bean?
The lima bean eats its harmonica while Jimmy’s turned around and grows much taller.
Jimmy: I know ya hate ‘em Carl but they’re not scary.
It growls and Jimmy who’d been scoffing looks at it in shock. The dream Hugh and Judy look to Carl for answers while he freaks out.
Carl: Eeeh- aa-aaaaah!
They both start running.
Jimmy: Euh, Carl! Wake up! That thing can really eat me!
Carl: I’m not asleep!
Jimmy: Yes, you are, and we’re gonna prove it mathematically using the Raymond hypothesis.
He hands Carl a pen.
Jimmy: Write this down: all nontrivial zeros of the zeta function if real are equal to one half-
Carl: Okay but my pen just turned into a worm!
They run until there is a wall of fast-moving clocks, they duck behind it and the lima bean monster keeps on going. A gobble noise goes off next to them.
Carl: Oh, hi honey! I brought you dinner!
Carl turns to his turkey wife who’s in a wedding dress and tosses her his worm.
Jimmy: Genius won’t help me here. I need to show Carl something so outrageous he’ll realize the only explanation is he’s asleep. But what?
At that moment dream Cindy walks up to them holding Carl’s brain in hand, it has orange stains on it.
Dream Cindy: I-I washed your brain, but I had trouble getting the think stains out!
Jimmy: That’s it!
Jimmy kisses dream Cindy, while he makes a face in disgust, she’s loopily happy.
Carl: Jimmy kissing Cindy? Oh, that couldn’t happen in a million years!
He starts to fade away.
Carl: I must be dreaming.
Dream Cindy fades away too and the ticking clock fades away to the portal out. Jimmy runs out frantically.
Carl: H-oh wow, I had the craziest dream!
Jimmy: I know I was there. You almost got me killed by a legume!
A growling emotes behind Sheen and Carl.
Jimmy: Sheen, don’t move there’s a giant man-eating Lima bean behind you.
Sheen: Ha! You guys. I haven’t believed in that since I was like seven!
The Lima bean screams and runs at them after Sheen turns to realize that the Lima bean is in fact real. They run around and the shot of the lab door shakes a few times as they scream before it cuts to a knife cutting a giant Lima bean.
Jimmy: Luckily as all bean farmers know Phaseolus limensis perishes when exposed to dry air and overly nitrogenous soil.
Carl: But, you hit it with a hammer.
Then Carl stares to the opened kitchen's door as he hears Hugh's in pain moan voice
Hugh: Ooh, oooh...
Hugh and Judy walk in together, Hugh looks so weak and in pain due to being suffered from a stomachache while clutching his aching stomach by hugging it.
Judy: Oh, come on honey, right this way, it's okay -sighs-
Hugh: Ooh-oo-ooooh...
Judy: Your father got overexcited and ate a bolt that fell off a grocery cart.
Hugh: It was grape shaped.
Judy: -with a sad expression- Yes.
They leave the kitchen to the bedroom to take Hugh for a bed rest and a medicine for him. As Hugh and Judy already left the kitchen, Jimmy walks up to Carl around the table.
Jimmy: Uh, hey, Carl? You won't tell anyone about that awful desperate thing I had to do to wake you up, will ya?
Carl: 'Course not, Jimmy.
Carl looks guilty however and seconds later it's revealed why as the camera shifts rapidly to Cindy who stands below the still-opened kitchen's door and getting enraged. She clenches her fists and stomps up to him.
Cindy: Not even in his dreams, Neutron! -points at Carl-
She slaps him and then wipes her mouth.
Cindy: Blegh.
Cindy walks out from the kitchen angrily; Jimmy spins around and then falls to the ground. Dizzy, his eyes roll around simultaneously, and he faints backwards. Carl pretends to not knowing what just happened in his dream and very guilty and Sheen surprised, also confused, the episode fades out.
End card.